if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here
So, I just now put the Batman cowl on my son’s head and asked him to think of the most Batman thing he could possibly say, and he paused a moment and said,
"BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS."
I love that kid.
He doesn’t eat nachos, but he had a burrito? Is it because the chips sometimes hurt his mouth?
Happy Birthday, Jessica Williams!
Jessica joined The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2012 at the tender age of 22, making her the show’s youngest cast member ever as well as its first black female correspondent.
“It’s impossible to be perfect, and you won’t do a good job if you’re too focused on proving yourself to others. Instead, I try to envision myself succeeding in whatever I’m doing.”
It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.
Why you gotta bring Arkansas into this? Like, what does she mean? Is this something normal for people in Arkansas? Are they supposed to expect this?
One of my bosses once googled “Google Images” and I’ve never stopped being angry about it
I just realized we are one Total Recall quote away from Gotham Academy issue 1!!